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Friend CK is coming for a visit from Kansas. The Choppers are hosting a party in his honor this weekend, and the email invite prompted this thread:

CK:

And I would note that if you're going to get a sitter for Friday so you can party like adults, fantastic, but if so let's schedule something at some point so I can meet the little Spawn!
Looking forward to seeing you all!
ck

Me:

We are planning on bringing the Spawn with us and partying like 14-month-olds. Which is to say, falling off furniture, running around in circles, dancing "the Malfunction," poking people in the eyes, chirping and squealing like R2 units, bursting into tears unexpectedly when we've had enough, and falling asleep on the drive home.
- Raelist

CK:

Oooh! I'm going to be drinking, too!

You can always count on CK.